Just sat down with a nice milky coffee, really quite enjoying it, reading the news, when BAM, knocked it all over my crotch. Scalded my belly, ouch. What a tit.
As an aside, “crotch” is a really satisfying word to say. Try it, “crotch”.
Just sat down with a nice milky coffee, really quite enjoying it, reading the news, when BAM, knocked it all over my crotch. Scalded my belly, ouch. What a tit.
As an aside, “crotch” is a really satisfying word to say. Try it, “crotch”.
August 6, 2008 at 10:58 am |
that’s what you get for reading the news when you should be doing work…coffee crotch
August 6, 2008 at 10:58 am |
I realise i should be doing work instead of reading you blog
August 6, 2008 at 1:53 pm |
I was about to say the same.
and then the same.
Have you nicked my brain again?
August 6, 2008 at 1:55 pm |
Been home to get changed. Felt really stupid walking all the way home with a big brown, wet stain on my trousers.
Also, don’t google image crotch (as Bobby J for some reason did), particularly when you’re at work.
August 6, 2008 at 2:08 pm |
lucky you don’t have a proper job otherwise you’d have one fucked soup. coffee crotch is the best alliteration i’ve heard today.
August 6, 2008 at 2:09 pm |
sorry. i didnt mean soup. suit.
August 7, 2008 at 10:14 pm |
Can you still play the piano?
August 8, 2008 at 5:58 pm |
with my willy?
August 14, 2008 at 10:06 pm |
With anything
August 15, 2008 at 9:21 am |
Not really, no.